Blackout Makeout

If you look closely, you’ll see some idiot in the background pretending to be a writer.

I keep pitching an episode where Annie eats a bunch of strawberries and my boss keeps telling me I’m fired.  What the fuck!?

Hi, I’m from The Wire, the greatest television show ever produced.  This show isn’t nearly as good, but thanks for the money.

The Real World: Los Angeles

Whenever anyone says the words “true story,” I always annoy the fuck out of them by singing those same words with a country accent à la Jon Brennan.  True story.

Chris Morris’ Four Lions: exclusive clip from the ‘jihadist comedy’

I look forward to another three decades of this franchise, when Miyamoto creates a new controller shaped like a turtle for me to jump on.

This paid my rent in 2008.  (I play Captain Ethnic)

Thanks, Kellogg’s, for the money, and all the nightmares you’ve given to countless children.

“I’m feeling fat and sassy.”

GPOYF

I wish I could grow a mustache.

This should say, “Is Your Baby Wacist?”

Weird Al

Little known fact: the working title for SeaQuest was StupidQuest.

Just one of the many things to look forward to this Fall, Thursday nights on NBC.