Blackout Makeout

I’m glad I can count on Danforth for all things BSG, TNG, and DS9.

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Somebody cut up Battlestar Galactica to the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage. I’d almost think this three minutes of two-fisted, high octane Galactica punch-ups, explosions and spaceship porn might just be the thing that inspires some of you out there to watch BSG, one of the best, messiest, brutally dramatic shows ever on TV. Yes, the shit really hits the fan in Galactica as much as this video makes it looks like it does.

TV.com screwed up my date of birth, but the rest checks out.

My good friend/guy-who-lives-in-my-backyard will be on The Sarah Silverman Program tonight acting in the the role he was born to play.  Watch it.

Some of my jokes happened here today.  Spoiler alert!

(pic via Dave Seger)

Woody Allen boxing a kangaroo.

“Christopher Meloni Super Close-Up Part 2: C-Meloni Watches a Molester Molest a Molester via VHS.

So fucking meta, SVU. Major props to Dick Wolf.”

-Caragh Poh

Super Mario 64 - “Slide Theme”

I wish

If you look closely, you’ll see some idiot in the background pretending to be a writer.

I keep pitching an episode where Annie eats a bunch of strawberries and my boss keeps telling me I’m fired.  What the fuck!?

Hi, I’m from The Wire, the greatest television show ever produced.  This show isn’t nearly as good, but thanks for the money.

The Real World: Los Angeles

Whenever anyone says the words “true story,” I always annoy the fuck out of them by singing those same words with a country accent à la Jon Brennan.  True story.

Chris Morris’ Four Lions: exclusive clip from the ‘jihadist comedy’

Incredibly Uplifting Fan-Made Mario Ad

I look forward to another three decades of this franchise, when Miyamoto creates a new controller shaped like a turtle for me to jump on.

This paid my rent in 2008.  (I play Captain Ethnic)

Thanks, Kellogg’s, for the money, and all the nightmares you’ve given to countless children.