Blackout Makeout

“I’m feeling fat and sassy.”

GPOYF

I wish I could grow a mustache.

This should say, “Is Your Baby Wacist?”

Weird Al

Little known fact: the working title for SeaQuest was StupidQuest.

Just one of the many things to look forward to this Fall, Thursday nights on NBC.

This is indeed SNL star Will Forte’s Donkey Kong high score.  He’s ranked 42 on the Twin Galaxies website.

The cool thing is I’m pretty fucking amazing at this game and have scored higher than this many times.  I’m gonna send in a tape just to shatter Forte’s record and knock his ass down to 43.  Forte is now my Billy Mitchell.

Episode Outline

“Larry tries to make a reunion special but he screws it up and then tuba music plays.

THE END

Note: improv the rest”

-written by Larry David

Bai Ling & Friend @ ‘Paper Heart’ Premiere

I wonder who her friend is and why she’s at the Paper Heart premiere

Dino Stamatopoulos as “Star-Burns”

Garrett Donovan as Garrett Donovan

Potato beer. Nommmmm.

“Hey, Internet, please stop using the word ‘FAIL’.  This does not make for an amusing caption.  Try harder next time.  Thanks.”

-Gary Larson

I was in a terrible car accident.  The doctor told me I might never walkman again.