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November 2009
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Sep 9th
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August 2009
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“Poker Face? I Don’t Even Know Her Face!”
– Weird Al
Aug 13th
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June 2009
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Abbott and Costello Meet Eagle Rock
Abbott: Where'd you go?
Costello: Verdugo.
Abbott: I asked you first.
Jun 8th
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May 2009
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May 29th
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April 2009
5 posts
Five Things You Shouldn't Recycle
Earth Day is a good day to remember the importance of recycling. But not every dirty hippie is aware that if you throw something that’s not recyclable into the bin, you risk the entire batch being shipped to the nearest dump. Here’s a short list of common items that don’t belong in the recycling bin: Wet Paper Paper fibers exposed to water are shorter and less valuable to...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Actor Kal Penn Joins White House Team
Associated Press Actor Kal Penn has been hired by the White House as a liaison between President Barack Obama’s administration and Asian constituents. “Do they know he wasn’t the Asian one in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle?” said my roommate Matthew Patrick Davis when asked for comment.
Apr 8th
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Oh, megle, when will you ever learn?
I know you nerds have read dozens of Omegle chats on every other stupid tumblelog, so why should I be any different? Enjoy it: Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: what’s your name? You: none of your business, stranger Stranger: mine’s zach paez You: wtf You: how’d you know my name? You: who...
Apr 5th
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“Hey man. Can you do me a favor and reach up there in the top cupboard and hand...”
– Lil’ Wayne
Apr 2nd
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March 2009
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Surgeons Remove Healthy Kidney Through Donor's...
CNN Doctors can now remove a kidney through the donor’s vagina, leaving no visible scars. Except for this big one, where my penis used to be.
Mar 23rd
February 2009
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9-Year-Old Creates iPhone Hit
Yahoo news reports that 9-year-old creates iPhone hit. No, he didn’t says everyone else. The app’s not even in the top 50. And it’s free. It’s not like he’s making enough money to move out of Singapore. More like, he’s gonna stay Singa-poor. Am I right, people? The article continues on to say that Lim Ding Wen is now fluent in six programming languages, none...
Feb 10th
January 2009
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Lolmurderers
The makers of lolcats have unfortunately run out of captions for their cat photos. So for whatever reason, they’ve now decided to start writing captions for photos of their favorite murderers and named it (you guessed it) lolmurderers. Will it become every bit the meme that lolcats was? No. None of the captions make me LOL or even remotely xD, but I do have to admit that all of...
Jan 27th
December 2008
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Failed Advertising Campaign Slogans
Everybody remembers “where’s the beef” and “got milk.” Well, here are a few advertising campaign slogans that, for one reason or another, didn’t catch on: “OH SHIT!” “MMMM, TASTES JUST LIKE PIZZA” “THE FEEL GOOD MOVIE OF THE BUMMER”
Dec 10th
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NO
This entry is devoted to the “no” symbol and how they do more than just provide us with Ghostbusters logos. They make our lives safer. Here are a few of my favorites: NO ARROWS ALLOWED DON’T PEE YOU CAN’T DRINK COFFEE WITH A FORK, DUMBASS NO BLACKS
Dec 5th
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November 2008
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World's Oldest Person Dies
Associated Press More like, “World’s Oldest Person Loses” And the new winner is — that flower she’s holding. It’s probably still alive. Edna Parker was just two years away from being the oldest validated supercentenarian in history until she decided to give up yesterday. “What a lazy broad,” replied Dallas McLaughlin, the Mayor of Clairemont,...
Nov 30th
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Shoot 'Em Up
Here are a few of my favorite Clive Owen quotes from the movie Shoot ‘Em Up. Thanks imdb! “Shooter? I don’t even know her!” (Clive Owen stabs a carrot into a bad guy’s eye socket) “I guess carrots aren’t good for your eyes.” (Clive Owen delivers a pregnant woman’s baby) “It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno.” (Clive...
Nov 28th