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TV.com screwed up my date of birth, but the rest checks out.
My good friend/guy-who-lives-in-my-backyard will be on The Sarah Silverman Program tonight acting in the the role he was born to play. Watch it.
Some of my jokes happened here today. Spoiler alert!
(pic via Dave Seger)
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“Christopher Meloni Super Close-Up Part 2: C-Meloni Watches a Molester Molest a Molester via VHS.
So fucking meta, SVU. Major props to Dick Wolf.”
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I keep pitching an episode where Annie eats a bunch of strawberries and my boss keeps telling me I’m fired. What the fuck!?
Hi, I’m from The Wire, the greatest television show ever produced. This show isn’t nearly as good, but thanks for the money.
The Real World: Los Angeles
Whenever anyone says the words “true story,” I always annoy the fuck out of them by singing those same words with a country accent à la Jon Brennan. True story.
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