e-mail: zachpaez at gmail dot com aim: zachpaezTumblr (3.0; @zachpaez)http://zachpaez.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BoQ0bqsJSJ8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BoQ0bqsJSJ8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’m glad I can count on Danforth for all things BSG, TNG, and DS9.</p> <p><a href="http://danforth.tumblr.com/post/438242795/somebody-cut-up-battlestar-galactica-to-the" target="_blank">danforth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Somebody cut up <i>Battlestar Galactica</i> to the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage. I’d almost think this three minutes of two-fisted, high octane <i>Galactica</i> punch-ups, explosions and spaceship porn might just be the thing that inspires some of you out there to watch BSG, one of the best, messiest, brutally dramatic shows ever on TV. Yes, the shit really hits the fan in <i>Galactica</i> as much as this video makes it looks like it does.</p> </blockquote>http://zachpaez.com/post/438282343http://zachpaez.com/post/438282343Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:31:27 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzhowZHYZ1qzp7lwo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.tv.com/zach-paez/person/658964/summary.html#" target="_blank">TV.com</a> screwed up my date of birth, but the rest checks out.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/435371586http://zachpaez.com/post/435371586Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:20:27 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf61g2gZ81qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My good friend/guy-who-lives-in-my-backyard will be on The Sarah Silverman Program tonight acting in the the role he was born to play.  Watch it.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/411916449http://zachpaez.com/post/411916449Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:48:50 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydmnh9OnK1qz51dto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some of my jokes happened here today.  Spoiler alert!</p> <p>(pic via <a href="http://boringloser.com/post/410278590/community-table-read-with-authentic-view" target="_blank">Dave Seger</a>)</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/410711126http://zachpaez.com/post/410711126Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:49:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/thDcXxVddO8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/thDcXxVddO8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Woody Allen boxing a kangaroo.</b></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/390655824http://zachpaez.com/post/390655824Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:46:27 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/toqlz68juho4cdxqWftFFU23o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Christopher Meloni Super Close-Up Part 2: C-Meloni Watches a Molester Molest a Molester via VHS.</p> <p>So fucking meta, SVU. Major props to Dick Wolf.”</p> <p>-<a href="http://whydoihaveablog.tumblr.com/tagged/christopher+meloni" target="_blank">Caragh Poh</a></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/386101815http://zachpaez.com/post/386101815Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:20:21 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nQPx9-FnoU8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nQPx9-FnoU8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Super Mario 64 - “Slide Theme”</b></p> <p>I wish</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/378931211http://zachpaez.com/post/378931211Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:24:05 -0800<object width="400" height="296 "><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/vpOr-x9xIm6CZ_h46vmCDw" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/vpOr-x9xIm6CZ_h46vmCDw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If you look closely, you’ll see some idiot in the background pretending to be a writer.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/372636042http://zachpaez.com/post/372636042Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:17:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8grwiwrt1qz871oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I keep pitching an episode where Annie eats a bunch of strawberries and my boss keeps telling me I’m fired.  What the fuck!?</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/369117517http://zachpaez.com/post/369117517Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:10:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx3bsrkBoj1qzp4rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Hi, I’m from The Wire, the greatest television show ever produced.  This show isn’t nearly as good, but thanks for the money.</i></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/368146091http://zachpaez.com/post/368146091Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:18:03 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv63dinxD1qz4gsvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>The Real World: Los Angeles</b></p> <p>Whenever anyone says the words “true story,” I always annoy the fuck out of them by singing those same words with a country accent à la Jon Brennan.  True story.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/355632852http://zachpaez.com/post/355632852Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:20:42 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtyvk2Ylx1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/354701431http://zachpaez.com/post/354701431Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:00:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dZVfyQyu9RY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dZVfyQyu9RY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Chris Morris’ Four Lions: exclusive clip from the ‘jihadist comedy’</b></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/352875884http://zachpaez.com/post/352875884Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:00:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6-2L4PTV14A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6-2L4PTV14A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Incredibly Uplifting Fan-Made Mario Ad</b></p> <p>I look forward to another three decades of this franchise, when Miyamoto creates a new controller shaped like a turtle for me to jump on.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/310429856http://zachpaez.com/post/310429856Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:01:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYLhUXunBQE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYLhUXunBQE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This paid my rent in 2008.  (I play Captain Ethnic)</p> <p>Thanks, Kellogg’s, for the money, and all the nightmares you’ve given to countless children.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/257152362http://zachpaez.com/post/257152362Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:12:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktm2d8rtGO1qzmopno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m feeling fat and sassy.”</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/256036010http://zachpaez.com/post/256036010Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:34:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf7wv0hya1qzp7lwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYF</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/251016213http://zachpaez.com/post/251016213Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:41:19 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc9i9YIof1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wish I could grow a mustache.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/228099543http://zachpaez.com/post/228099543Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:49:20 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpo7x0Kw0c1qzfsino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This should say, “Is Your Baby Wacist?”</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/183189930http://zachpaez.com/post/183189930Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:45:00 -0700“Poker Face? I Don’t Even Know Her Face!”<br/><br/> - <em>Weird Al</em>http://zachpaez.com/post/162153315http://zachpaez.com/post/162153315Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:10:43 -0700