zachpaez at gmail dot com I write stuff sometimes Things You Shouldn’t Recycle NO Oh, megle, when will you learn? World’s Oldest Person Dies Lolmurderers Zach PaezTumblr (3.0; @zachpaez)http://zachpaez.com/Well, I doent remember typing this. So obviously it did work. ...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ls71I5e81qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well, I doent remember typing this. So obviously it did work. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/23762664632http://zachpaez.com/post/23762664632Fri, 25 May 2012 17:04:13 -0700Here’s a short video made by my group Uncle...<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nQrWe6WtSuA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Here’s a short video made by my group Uncle Mom.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paymanbenz.tumblr.com/post/22784880715/heres-a-new-uncle-mom-short-i-directed-that-im" target="_blank">paymanbenz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Here’s a new Uncle Mom short I directed that I’m really proud of. It features Toby Huss, who’s one of the funniest dudes I’ve ever worked with.  It’s under 2 minutes long and I would love for you to watch it.  If you really like it, please reblog or give it a thumbs up on YouTube.  That would be awesome.  </span></p> <p><span>I hope it makes you laugh.  Also, it’s called “Open House.”</span></p> </blockquote>http://zachpaez.com/post/22811091187http://zachpaez.com/post/22811091187Thu, 10 May 2012 17:29:12 -0700IKEA Man is happy he got a live person on the phone, not because...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kbm48GcU1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>IKEA Man is happy he got a live person on the phone, not because he can’t make a desk, but because he is naked. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/22460524601http://zachpaez.com/post/22460524601Sat, 05 May 2012 11:34:51 -0700Uncle Mom (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p2cztAQ81qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Uncle Mom (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/21342037498http://zachpaez.com/post/21342037498Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:29:22 -0700It’s a good thing they put these buckets outside because...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2g0eg0yD71qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s a good thing they put these buckets outside because there’s a really bad leak in the sky. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/21051931287http://zachpaez.com/post/21051931287Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:08:40 -0700It’s raining me and dogs out there! (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2foe6N7hq1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s raining me and dogs out there! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/21037287282http://zachpaez.com/post/21037287282Fri, 13 Apr 2012 12:49:18 -0700This lady broke the color barrier in women’s baseball with...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tww4ljW61qg8r34o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This lady broke the color barrier in women’s baseball with her arm.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/20986005711http://zachpaez.com/post/20986005711Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:14:52 -0700This is Jarrett Grode. He writes things that make me laugh...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgc90njJ91qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is Jarrett Grode. He writes things that make me laugh really hard. If you know how to read, click this link and enjoy: <a href="http://susanchingsblog.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">susanchingsblog.blogspot.com</a></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/17669942259http://zachpaez.com/post/17669942259Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:43:48 -0800Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv4nywvWQE1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/13213643822http://zachpaez.com/post/13213643822Wed, 23 Nov 2011 11:11:19 -0800My roommate took this picture of himself trying to pet the cat...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1chth7V31qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My roommate took this picture of himself trying to pet the cat that lives with us. This photo pretty much captures what she’s like all the time. She’s an asshole.</p> <p>Don’t worry. I’m not gonna kick her out or anything. But I’m going to make her start paying rent.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/9012527179http://zachpaez.com/post/9012527179Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:14:00 -0700by Erik Fountain<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llil4x68zH1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by Erik Fountain</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/5677079257http://zachpaez.com/post/5677079257Fri, 20 May 2011 15:00:33 -0700How to write TV<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljv357wYoc1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How to write TV</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/4723810522http://zachpaez.com/post/4723810522Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:53:31 -0700OMG! Look what Banksy did to this mountain!!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhm5oe8pj51qzp7lwo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMG! Look what Banksy did to this mountain!!</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/3726311323http://zachpaez.com/post/3726311323Tue, 08 Mar 2011 11:23:47 -0800I love the movie Say Anything. My favorite part is when...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgz59rsJ1L1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love the movie Say Anything. My favorite part is when Frasier’s dad forgets to take his clothes off while taking a bath. He also forgets to turn the water on. LOL! The writing on Frasier is so smart!</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/3487149633http://zachpaez.com/post/3487149633Thu, 24 Feb 2011 11:35:00 -0800You know this guy only got his job because of his dad.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgsa4qMPwd1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know this guy only got his job because of his dad.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/3351365629http://zachpaez.com/post/3351365629Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:53:53 -0800I have to live with this floozy.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfv79zGsvZ1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have to live with this floozy.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/3034080210http://zachpaez.com/post/3034080210Mon, 31 Jan 2011 11:17:06 -0800Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9fe33AC3f1qzp7lwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/1200483818http://zachpaez.com/post/1200483818Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:52:00 -0700When I laugh, I make a very shrill, high pitched cackle. Sort of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8qq7mAbpO1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When I laugh, I make a very shrill, high pitched cackle. Sort of like Roseanne, but sans the hundreds of pounds and vagina. It can be embarrassing.</p> <p>During the rehearsal of my first episode of <em>Community</em> I was cackling pretty hard and this annoyed Chevy. The following is my nervous exchange between myself and Mr. Chase.</p> <p><strong>Chevy:</strong> Why are you laughing?<br/><strong>Me:</strong> …<br/><strong>Chevy:</strong> You think this is funny?<strong><br/>Me:</strong> Yes.<strong><br/>Chevy:</strong> Didn’t you write this?<strong><br/>Me:</strong> Yes.<strong><br/>Chevy:</strong> Then you must think that everything you write is hilarious.<strong><br/>Me:</strong> Yes.</p> <p>The End</p> <p>He’s taller than me, so he wins.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/1122570473http://zachpaez.com/post/1122570473Tue, 14 Sep 2010 14:03:00 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l51zaztKCP1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/770480127http://zachpaez.com/post/770480127Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:49:00 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1ygetDhNs1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/573816795http://zachpaez.com/post/573816795Wed, 05 May 2010 09:28:00 -0700