e-mail: zachpaez at gmail dot com aim: zachpaezTumblr (3.0; @zachpaez)http://zachpaez.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzhowZHYZ1qzp7lwo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.tv.com/zach-paez/person/658964/summary.html#" target="_blank">TV.com</a> screwed up my date of birth, but the rest checks out.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/435371586http://zachpaez.com/post/435371586Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:20:27 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf61g2gZ81qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My good friend/guy-who-lives-in-my-backyard will be on The Sarah Silverman Program tonight acting in the the role he was born to play.  Watch it.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/411916449http://zachpaez.com/post/411916449Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:48:50 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydmnh9OnK1qz51dto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some of my jokes happened here today.  Spoiler alert!</p> <p>(pic via <a href="http://boringloser.com/post/410278590/community-table-read-with-authentic-view" target="_blank">Dave Seger</a>)</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/410711126http://zachpaez.com/post/410711126Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:49:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/thDcXxVddO8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/thDcXxVddO8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Woody Allen boxing a kangaroo.</b></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/390655824http://zachpaez.com/post/390655824Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:46:27 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/toqlz68juho4cdxqWftFFU23o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Christopher Meloni Super Close-Up Part 2: C-Meloni Watches a Molester Molest a Molester via VHS.</p> <p>So fucking meta, SVU. Major props to Dick Wolf.”</p> <p>-<a href="http://whydoihaveablog.tumblr.com/tagged/christopher+meloni" target="_blank">Caragh Poh</a></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/386101815http://zachpaez.com/post/386101815Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:20:21 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nQPx9-FnoU8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nQPx9-FnoU8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Super Mario 64 - “Slide Theme”</b></p> <p>I wish</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/378931211http://zachpaez.com/post/378931211Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:24:05 -0800<object width="400" height="296 "><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/vpOr-x9xIm6CZ_h46vmCDw" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/vpOr-x9xIm6CZ_h46vmCDw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If you look closely, you’ll see some idiot in the background pretending to be a writer.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/372636042http://zachpaez.com/post/372636042Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:17:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8grwiwrt1qz871oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I keep pitching an episode where Annie eats a bunch of strawberries and my boss keeps telling me I’m fired.  What the fuck!?</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/369117517http://zachpaez.com/post/369117517Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:10:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx3bsrkBoj1qzp4rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Hi, I’m from The Wire, the greatest television show ever produced.  This show isn’t nearly as good, but thanks for the money.</i></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/368146091http://zachpaez.com/post/368146091Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:18:03 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv63dinxD1qz4gsvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>The Real World: Los Angeles</b></p> <p>Whenever anyone says the words “true story,” I always annoy the fuck out of them by singing those same words with a country accent à la Jon Brennan.  True story.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/355632852http://zachpaez.com/post/355632852Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:20:42 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtyvk2Ylx1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/354701431http://zachpaez.com/post/354701431Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:00:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dZVfyQyu9RY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dZVfyQyu9RY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Chris Morris’ Four Lions: exclusive clip from the ‘jihadist comedy’</b></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/352875884http://zachpaez.com/post/352875884Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:00:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6-2L4PTV14A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6-2L4PTV14A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Incredibly Uplifting Fan-Made Mario Ad</b></p> <p>I look forward to another three decades of this franchise, when Miyamoto creates a new controller shaped like a turtle for me to jump on.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/310429856http://zachpaez.com/post/310429856Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:01:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYLhUXunBQE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYLhUXunBQE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This paid my rent in 2008.  (I play Captain Ethnic)</p> <p>Thanks, Kellogg’s, for the money, and all the nightmares you’ve given to countless children.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/257152362http://zachpaez.com/post/257152362Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:12:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktm2d8rtGO1qzmopno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m feeling fat and sassy.”</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/256036010http://zachpaez.com/post/256036010Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:34:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf7wv0hya1qzp7lwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYF</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/251016213http://zachpaez.com/post/251016213Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:41:19 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc9i9YIof1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wish I could grow a mustache.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/228099543http://zachpaez.com/post/228099543Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:49:20 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpo7x0Kw0c1qzfsino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This should say, “Is Your Baby Wacist?”</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/183189930http://zachpaez.com/post/183189930Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:45:00 -0700“Poker Face? I Don’t Even Know Her Face!”<br/><br/> - <em>Weird Al</em>http://zachpaez.com/post/162153315http://zachpaez.com/post/162153315Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:10:43 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/HVY68nBAvqybivv34NNA8aA6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Little known fact: the working title for SeaQuest was StupidQuest.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/159905863http://zachpaez.com/post/159905863Mon, 10 Aug 2009 10:10:00 -0700