e-mail: zachpaez at gmail dot com aim: zachpaez Bestest Entries Things You Shouldn’t Recycle NO Oh, megle, when will you learn? World’s Oldest Person Dies Lolmurderers Tumblr (3.0; @zachpaez)http://zachpaez.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://zachpaez.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/1016219507/tumblr_l7s4l0PleI1qzp7lw&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Anamanaguchi - “Penpal”</p> <p>This is the greatest song that Reel Big Fish never wrote.</p> <p>I’m really looking forward to this.  And by “this” I mean <a href="http://www.meltcomics.com/blog/2010/08/11/anamanaguchi-performs-meltdowncomics-aug-22nd-get-your-tixs-now/" target="_blank">this</a>.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/1016219507http://zachpaez.com/post/1016219507Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:54:20 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/99ZMW_sKSBc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/99ZMW_sKSBc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I don’t understand this commercial.  Is this a Tim and Eric sketch?  Why would they intentionally edit together the worst possible takes?  Well, enjoy some real life anti-comedy.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/999951478http://zachpaez.com/post/999951478Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:58:34 -0700<object width="400" height="332" id="AOLVP_us_506993330001" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://o.aolcdn.com/videoplayer/AOL_PlayerLoader.swf" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="flashvars" value="videoid=506993330001&stillurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpdl%2Estream%2Eaol%2Ecom%2Fpdlext%2Faol%2Fbrightcove%2Faolmaster%2F1612833736%2F1612833736%5F507016808001%5Fari%2Dorigin05%2Darc%2D158%2D1281456611038%2Ejpg%3FpubId%3D1612833736&publisherid=1612833736&playerid=10032373001&codever=1" /><embed src="http://o.aolcdn.com/videoplayer/AOL_PlayerLoader.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" bgcolor="#000000" width="400" height="332" name="AOLVP_us_506993330001" flashvars="videoid=506993330001&stillurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpdl%2Estream%2Eaol%2Ecom%2Fpdlext%2Faol%2Fbrightcove%2Faolmaster%2F1612833736%2F1612833736%5F507016808001%5Fari%2Dorigin05%2Darc%2D158%2D1281456611038%2Ejpg%3FpubId%3D1612833736&publisherid=1612833736&playerid=10032373001&codever=1"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2010/08/10/scott-pilgrim-pitch-video-shows-an-even-more-retro-version-of-th/" target="_blank"><strong>The Scott Pilgrim video game that could have been or almost was</strong></a></p> <p>Oh well… that would’ve been great.  Press play.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/937857174http://zachpaez.com/post/937857174Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:35:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5bhtieZm71qzp7lwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/world-exclusive-audio-mel-gibsons-explosive-racist-rant-listen-it-here" target="_blank">RadarOnline</a> has posted the tape of Mel Gibson screaming at his ex, “You look like a f***ing bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”</p> <p>What most Americans don’t realize is that “a pack of n***ers” is actually Australian slang for cigarettes.  Context is everything.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/791590446http://zachpaez.com/post/791590446Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:08:06 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uLTIowBF0kE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uLTIowBF0kE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’m not buying your product because it smells like a wallet but please keep making these commercials.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/779504590http://zachpaez.com/post/779504590Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:40:00 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l51zaztKCP1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/770480127http://zachpaez.com/post/770480127Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:49:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4g9d0QsO81qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hate this cat.  She’s a fucking asshole.  But the camera loves her.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/736219457http://zachpaez.com/post/736219457Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:52:58 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvlz83NohG1qzfo5oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>nicely done, 4chan</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/724448990http://zachpaez.com/post/724448990Mon, 21 Jun 2010 22:55:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iv_3kIMjax0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iv_3kIMjax0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Norm Macdonald gunning for Kevin Nealon’s job.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/694653834http://zachpaez.com/post/694653834Sun, 13 Jun 2010 12:01:23 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-BjU-e01zQ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-BjU-e01zQ4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danforth.tumblr.com/post/636239003/airplane-compared-to-its-source-material-zero" target="_blank">danforth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Airplane!</em> compared to its source material,<em> Zero Hour</em>. Some of the stupidest lines are lifted verbatim.</p> </blockquote>http://zachpaez.com/post/636286509http://zachpaez.com/post/636286509Wed, 26 May 2010 19:51:08 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2n0j51TCT1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Golden Books: <em>The Professional</em></strong></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/611234077http://zachpaez.com/post/611234077Tue, 18 May 2010 15:45:00 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l22o3xv17d1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is inside my house now.</p> <p>I can now follow through on my dreams to shatter Will Forte’s dreams.  Thanks, <a href="http://thehighandlow.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Lauren</a>!</p> <p><a href="http://zachpaez.com/post/156523849" target="_blank">Will Forte’s Donkey Kong high score</a></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/579781238http://zachpaez.com/post/579781238Fri, 07 May 2010 16:04:45 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1ygetDhNs1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW</p> <p>My thumb needs to grow the fuck up!</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/573816795http://zachpaez.com/post/573816795Wed, 05 May 2010 09:28:05 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9-zPUps96Mc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9-zPUps96Mc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/472161296http://zachpaez.com/post/472161296Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:47:00 -0700<p><a href="http://whydoihaveablog.tumblr.com/post/453869226/dear-god-it-is-not-too-late-for-me-to-get" target="_blank">whydoihaveablog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dear God,</p> <p>It is not too late for me to get married in Beverly Hills on 9/02/10.</p> </blockquote> <p>I might be an easy laugh, but I cackled pretty hard at this.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/453915642http://zachpaez.com/post/453915642Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:09:31 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzcki3znaZ1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I made a sphere and it only took twenty triangles.</p> <p>Seriously, don’t buy <a href="http://www.getbuckyballs.com/" target="_blank">this</a>, unless you want it to consume your life.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/450929755http://zachpaez.com/post/450929755Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:42:02 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzhowZHYZ1qzp7lwo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.tv.com/zach-paez/person/658964/summary.html#" target="_blank">TV.com</a> screwed up my date of birth, but the rest checks out.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/435371586http://zachpaez.com/post/435371586Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:20:27 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx3bsrkBoj1qzp4rxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Hi, I’m from The Wire, the greatest television show ever produced.  This show isn’t nearly as good, but thanks for the money.</i></p>http://zachpaez.com/post/368146091http://zachpaez.com/post/368146091Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:18:03 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwv63dinxD1qz4gsvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>The Real World: Los Angeles</b></p> <p>Whenever anyone says the words “true story,” I always annoy the fuck out of them by singing those same words with a country accent à la Jon Brennan.  True story.</p>http://zachpaez.com/post/355632852http://zachpaez.com/post/355632852Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:20:42 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtyvk2Ylx1qzp7lwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachpaez.com/post/354701431http://zachpaez.com/post/354701431Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:00:00 -0800