I know you nerds have read dozens of Omegle chats on every other stupid tumblelog, so why should I be any different? Enjoy it:

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: what’s your name?
You: none of your business, stranger
Stranger: mine’s zach paez
You: wtf
You: how’d you know my name?
You: who is this?
Stranger: i told you.
Stranger: my name is zach paez.
Stranger: what’s your credit card number?
Stranger: mine is 4532 6014 3744 5202
You: HEY
You: THIS ISN’T FUCKING FUNNY
You: HOW’D YOU GET THAT
Stranger: good thru 07/10
Stranger: security code 279
Stranger: visa
You: WHO IS THIS?
Stranger: i told you
Stranger: i’m zachary stephen paez
You: I’M ZACH PAEZ
Stranger: i was born in concord, california. my favorite color is green. i lost my virginity at 17 to mallory stevens. and i cry every time i watch the movie charlotte’s web
You: i’ve never seen charlotte’s web
Stanger: you haven’t?
You: nope.
Stranger: yes you have
Stranger: 27 times
You: GODDAMN THIS EXPRESSIVE POKER FACE OF MINE!!!!!!!!11
Your conversational partner has disconnected.