Blackout Makeout (9-Year-Old Creates iPhone Hit)

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Yahoo news reports that 9-year-old creates iPhone hit. No, he didn’t says everyone else. The app’s not even in the top 50. And it’s free. It’s not like he’s making enough money to move out of Singapore. More like, he’s gonna stay Singa-poor. Am I right, people? The article continues on to say that Lim Ding Wen is now fluent in six programming languages, none of which are English. “This dummy should’ve tried inventing food for his face, because according to most people I know, all foreigners are impoverished and starving and smelly,” says President Barack Obama. When asked if he has plans for a follow-up, Lim says he’s not sure but it’ll probably be more boring crap that might still be impressive because he’ll be ten.