April 2009
5 posts
Five Things You Shouldn't Recycle
Earth Day is a good day to remember the importance of recycling. But not every dirty hippie is aware that if you throw something that’s not recyclable into the bin, you risk the entire batch being shipped to the nearest dump. Here’s a short list of common items that don’t belong in the recycling bin:
Wet Paper Paper fibers exposed to water are shorter and less valuable to...
Actor Kal Penn Joins White House Team
Associated Press
Actor Kal Penn has been hired by the White House as a liaison between President Barack Obama’s administration and Asian constituents. “Do they know he wasn’t the Asian one in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle?” said my roommate Matthew Patrick Davis when asked for comment.
Oh, megle, when will you ever learn?
I know you nerds have read dozens of Omegle chats on every other stupid tumblelog, so why should I be any different? Enjoy it:
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: what’s your name? You: none of your business, stranger Stranger: mine’s zach paez You: wtf You: how’d you know my name? You: who...
“Hey man. Can you do me a favor and reach up there in the top cupboard and hand...”
– Lil’ Wayne