November 2008
2 posts
World's Oldest Person Dies
Associated Press
More like, “World’s Oldest Person Loses”
And the new winner is — that flower she’s holding. It’s probably still alive.
Edna Parker was just two years away from being the oldest validated supercentenarian in history until she decided to give up yesterday. “What a lazy broad,” replied Dallas McLaughlin, the Mayor of Clairemont,...
Shoot 'Em Up
Here are a few of my favorite Clive Owen quotes from the movie Shoot ‘Em Up. Thanks imdb!
“Shooter? I don’t even know her!”
(Clive Owen stabs a carrot into a bad guy’s eye socket) “I guess carrots aren’t good for your eyes.”
(Clive Owen delivers a pregnant woman’s baby) “It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno.”
(Clive...